Reviews
Insidious Decrepancy: The inerrancy of profanation
29/04/10 || Kampfar
Insidious Decrepancy is a death metal thing from somewhere in the US, thing because here is only one member, Shawn Whitaker that is. This playground of his has been a solitaire effort from the very start, year 2000, and will probably be so until mentioned mister runs out of life. I write as if I know the guy, I don’t, but I do know the cunt in question to be a member of Viral Load. This I learned an hour ago and already I have stolen all their albums.
Seriously, someone should sue the living daylights out of Google and their blogsearch already.
This crapper of a review was supposed to be all about “Extirpating omniscient certitude” and it isn’t because “The inerrancy of profanation” happens to be a better album. Not so by a mile, nor a half, but better nonetheless. Or could it be that I haven’t got the first mentioned under my foreskin yet? Could be, but I could also end up enjoying Whitaker’s latest even less if I ever listen to it again. And here comes the funny part, none of the albums mentioned inflicts a massive erection upon my penis.
So why the fuck did I bother to do this then? Well, I wrote the tracklist before realizing I didn’t dig this fucker as much as I thought I would, judging by the first couple of spins, so there you are. Also, my penis is old and hard to impress.
Suffocation worship is the keyword here, a hail worthy band indeed, and Insidious Pancake, or rather Mr. Whitaker, isn’t at all golden showering on their legacy. A rip-off this ain’t – and it most likely sound like a million other bands while at it – but if the dude I’ve mentioned enough already isn’t in love with Suffocation I’ll rape a rabbit and upload it to the Internet. In HD.
To tell you the truth, the whole truth, and nothing but the truth, I mainly did this weak review so to make you aware of the glorious cover adorning the album hardly covered. I think.
- Information
- Released: 2005
- Label: Unmatched Brutality Records
- Website: Insidious Decrepancy Myspace
- Band
- Shawn Whitaker: jack of all trades
- Tracklist
- 01. Befouling the adoration of Christ
- 02. Surreptitious misanthropy voraciously consuming rationality thus invoking dormant sociopathic desires
- 03. Enchanting fantasies of insurmountable torment upon innocence and piety
- 04. The inerrancy of profanation
- 05. Festering oral infestation of parasitic anomaly
- 06. Inebriated by the blood of divine suffering through secular dissection
- 07. Ordainment of iniquity luridly asphyxiating righteousness
- 08. Unrelenting agony bestowed upon the holy disease ridden minds of the ignorant
